What Are You Looking For?
We're sure it doesn't exist. Why don't you just move along.
Fnords Don't Exist
So why are you looking for them? Trust us, there are no Fnords. Let us show you something much more to your liking.
Why Do You Persist
Even if Fnords theoretically existed (trust us , they don't) it probably wouldn't be productive to look for them. In fact, it may even be contrary to your best interests. It's well past the time that you should be moving along.