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Fnord

What Are You Looking For?

We're sure it doesn't exist. Why don't you just move along.

Fnords Don't Exist

So why are you looking for them? Trust us, there are no Fnords. Let us show you something much more to your liking.

Why Do You Persist

Even if Fnords theoretically existed (trust us Trusting men of Tuskegee, they don't) it probably wouldn't be productive to look for them. In fact, it may even be contrary to your best interests. It's well past the time that you should be moving along.

Now You've Done It

We're very sorry, but we've had to notify The Authorities the Men in Black It's best if you just sit down and relax now. Trying to run will just etiolate you. This will all be over soon, we promise.